Tori Spelling Shares ‘Porn Massacre’ Elf on the Shelf Incident Involving Her Sons

Tori Spelling admitted that allowing her four oldest children to take charge of their Elf on the Shelf activities this year led to some unexpectedly adult-themed moments.

“I enjoy being very creative,” Spelling, 51, shared on the Monday, December 23, episode of her “MisSpelling” podcast. “I often say our elves have a bit of a naughty side. They can be quite mischievous… But my kids took it to another level.”

The Beverly Hills, 90210 star detailed how she encouraged her kids Liam, 17, Stella, 16, Hattie, 13, and Finn, 12, to take turns setting up the holiday elves for their youngest sibling, Beau, 7.

While she praised her daughters for being “very creative” and “artsy” with their ideas, the boys pushed the boundaries further.

“The boys take it to the extreme, saying, ‘Sex, love, and rock and roll, minus the love,’” Spelling recounted with a chuckle.

She recounted one particular incident involving Liam that left her astounded. One morning, Beau approached her declaring there was a “problem” and the elves required “help.” Intrigued, she went to investigate.

“I found the elves in the kitchen, and there was a wild scene happening. It was akin to ‘Elfie Does Dallas,’” Spelling joked, referencing the 1978 adult film Debbie Does Dallas.

The actress, who co-parents her children with ex-husband Dean McDermott, expressed her disbelief at the scene.

“The elves were engaged in various antics with one another,” she explained, mentioning four elves and a reindeer. “There were mouths in inappropriate places, hands where they shouldn’t be, and some were even upside down.”

Spelling described the chaotic scene that included “beef sticks and cheese sticks from the school snack stash” alongside ranch dressing and cooking oil. “It felt like OnlyElves,” she laughed, drawing a comparison to the subscription service OnlyFans.

The Troop Beverly Hills actress recognized that Liam was likely behind the mischief. “It was funny, and I’ll admit I laughed, but I was also taken aback,” she said.

Once Beau informed her about the elves having “serious problems,” she joked, “Yeah, major sex addictions.” Spelling relayed this event with laughter, calling it downright “crazy.”

Even though she advised Liam and her other kids to “tone down the adult themes,” the wholesome experience with Elf on the Shelf didn’t last long.

“There were some cute moments too, like when they pretended the elves were enjoying a marshmallow and chocolate bath. Adorable, right?” Spelling noted, but then recounted another outrageous scene from Liam’s turn.

She recollected finding the elves “forming a circle” with the reindeer at the center. “I thought, ‘Oh boy, Liam, what a trickster,’” she said, shaking her head.

In regards to Finn’s shenanigans with the elves, Spelling mentioned one notable instance where he put the reindeer in a skillet and asked, “How do you prefer your reindeer? Rare, medium, or well done?” He also attempted to “grab the cheese grater” to “shred their clothes,” but she quickly put an end to that.

She playfully remarked that “poor Beau” has experienced quite a lot this year with the Elf on the Shelf but reassured everyone he is doing just fine.