Jordan from Love Is Blind Blends Chicken with Crystal Light for a Unique Smoothie
Love Is Blind season 9 star Jordan Keltner has taken the internet by storm — but not for the reason you might think.
In the most recent episodes, Jordan revealed his favorite breakfast dish to his fiancée, “Sparkle” Megan Walerius.
“We’re going to use eight ounces of chicken,” Jordan, 30, said to Megan, 33, while preparing the meal. “It’s not cooked at all. Just kidding — I just baked it.”
After baking a single chicken breast, Jordan placed it in a NutriBullet with water and a “little packet” of Crystal Light.
“Then we just blend it,” he mentioned, while Megan grimaced in disgust. “It smells like chicken. Who cares?”
Jordan then poured part of his smoothie into a Love Is Blind wine goblet for Megan, who was already gagging at the smell and sight of it, to try his creation.
“Then we go, ‘Cheers,’ and you chug it,” he instructed his fiancée. “It might be a little gritty sometimes, for sure.”
While Jordan drank down his morning essential, Megan struggled to take a single sip.
“No, uh-uh,” she exclaimed. “That is so f***ing gross. Oh, my God, the texture!”
Megan was also put off by Jordan’s “smoothie mustache” on his upper lip.
“I could do without ever seeing this again in my life,” she remarked, as Jordan humorously commented that this will be a daily sight for her for about 80 years.
After finishing his drink, Jordan praised his “natural” approach to healthy eating.
“That’s about 350 calories [and] 55 grams of protein,” he explained in response to Megan’s suggestion of cooking eggs instead. “But this method is quicker than making six eggs.”
While Jordan enjoys his unique protein shake, numerous Love Is Blind fans echoed Megan’s disgust.
“Please, what did I just watch,” one commenter wrote, while another added, “I need a professional to diagnose Jordan from Love Is Blind because what in the world was that Crystal Light chicken smoothie bulls***? I’m shocked.”
A third user remarked, “Yo, what is actually happening in Love is Blind? Tell me I didn’t just see Jordan blend a frozen chicken breast with Crystal Light and gulp it down first thing in the morning? IS HE SERIOUS? WHAT THE F***.”
Jordan and Megan developed a connection, sight unseen, in the Love Is Blind pods. After dealing with a love triangle (or square, technically), Megan accepted Jordan’s proposal before they met face-to-face.
Upon returning to Denver, Jordan and Megan strategized about purchasing a house and merging their lives.
“I just want to ensure I’m not a financial burden,” Jordan expressed to Megan while viewing a multimillion-dollar property. “I’m basically bringing nothing to the table. I wouldn’t say I’m struggling for cash, but I’m being very cautious with my finances.”
Megan, on the other hand, proposed selling her home in Los Angeles and using the proceeds for a shared place in Denver.
“Then we might both secure a loan for the remaining $500,000,” she suggested. “I don’t want you to feel like you’re overspending or going beyond your means.”
Jordan later revealed in a confessional that he would feel “like a moocher” letting Megan handle the bulk of their living expenses.
“The fact that she’s considering buying a house for us and saying, ‘I’ll handle it. Don’t worry about it,’” he reflected. “I think that’d be challenging for any working-class guy to accept since I’ve always been the provider, and now someone is stepping in. But, I don’t want her to compromise on her lifestyle to be with me. I want her to feel at home and be a provider for her too.”
As a single dad, Jordan also intends to introduce Megan to his five-year-old son, Luca, from a previous relationship — off-camera.
Love Is Blind is currently available for streaming on Netflix, with new episodes released weekly.
